top 10

1. You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
2. On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
3. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
4. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
5. It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
6. Raw hamburger may not be sold.
7. All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
8. Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM [Newark]
9. You may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
10. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.